I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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