my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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