you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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