Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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