Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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