I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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