He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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