Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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