Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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