Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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