You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
whose ass print is on the piano?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm determined to sit on that face.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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