Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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