do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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