Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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