absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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