What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize