shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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