I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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