flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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