everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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