i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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