Already got asked if we're dating
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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