And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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