Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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