dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Operation Purity has been aborted
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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