These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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