so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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