marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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