I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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