what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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