So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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