Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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