You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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