that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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