She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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