Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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