I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i wish my penis had a tongue
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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