I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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