small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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