Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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