she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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