let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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