Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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