I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?