There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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