You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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