I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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