I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
