we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Houston, we have a blender
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
we're so committed to being not committed
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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