well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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