i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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