yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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